And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. 🤷‍♂️
And that, kids, is how I learned to sleep on the couch. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
137
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
109
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday 😂
Me realizing none of the dresses fit because I ate too much cake yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
102
When your paint budget hits rock bottom 🎨🐺
When your paint budget hits rock bottom ๐ŸŽจ๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
147
When your date says they love magic ✨🎩 and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. 🐇
When your date says they love magic โœจ๐ŸŽฉ and you're a magician, but she meant Criss Angel and you're just some dude who pulled a rabbit out of a hat once. ๐Ÿ‡
1 year ago
74
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' 😏
Fred always has the best ideas when it comes to 'solving mysteries.' ๐Ÿ˜
5 months ago
204
Fast track to heavenly bliss! 🚀👶✨
Fast track to heavenly bliss! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘ถโœจ
1 year ago
64
Me pretending to be interested in what that random guy at the club is saying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
110
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 year ago
72
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. 😂
Inflation hits everyone hard, even the welcoming committee. We're cutting back on non-essential services, like warning shots. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
125
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' 😂
Website cookie banners be like: 'Your privacy is important to us, but our ad revenue is importanter.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
102
When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies 🍋👊
When life gives you lemons, form a political party and make lemonade out of the bitter taste of the opposition's policies ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ‘Š
1 year ago
107
This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. 😂
This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
The exact moment Lana regretted her friendship with a sloth. 💀
The exact moment Lana regretted her friendship with a sloth. ๐Ÿ’€
9 months ago
136
When you try to post 'relationship goals' but your reflection exposes your 'single goals' instead. 😂🕵️‍♀️
When you try to post 'relationship goals' but your reflection exposes your 'single goals' instead. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
9 months ago
148