Me pretending to work while my manager is walking by ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president.  Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. 😂
Hillary Clinton tests negative for president. Guess she'll have to stick to deleting emails. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
132
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless 😂
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
307
Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
1 year ago
131
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
214
When dreams of a Space Corps go hilariously off course 🤖🌌
When dreams of a Space Corps go hilariously off course ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
180
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! 🔥🍳
That feeling when you fire up your old PC. It may be slow, but it doubles as a space heater and breakfast cooker! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
6 months ago
326
When you realize Castle Black is just a homeless shelter with extra steps.
When you realize Castle Black is just a homeless shelter with extra steps.
1 year ago
230
Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside 😂
Me pretending to care about gender equality when it's snowing outside ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
Me trying to understand recursion
Me trying to understand recursion
1 year ago
167
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: 🤔 "Is this a standard feature?" 😂
When you buy a new phone and find a 5-second video of a confused factory worker in the video library: ๐Ÿค” "Is this a standard feature?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
280
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
240
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real 😂 #KeepingItReal
When your dating profile keeps it painfully real ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KeepingItReal
1 year ago
199
When you're trying to beat the final boss but your bed has other plans 😂
When you're trying to beat the final boss but your bed has other plans ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
234