Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth 🍕🔪
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ช
1 year ago
150
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics 🎱😅
When you can't decide if you need wisdom, experience, or a magic 8-ball to survive politics ๐ŸŽฑ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
259
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
289
When your desk is so clean, even Einstein would wonder if you've transcended genius 😂🧠
When your desk is so clean, even Einstein would wonder if you've transcended genius ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
222
When you're trying to teach your friend the latest TikTok dance, but they just don't get it. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
233
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
When you're a Terminator and can't remember which Sarah Connor is the right one. #JudgmentDay #WrongSarah
1 year ago
205
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! 😂💀
Forget ADT, this is the only home security system you'll ever need. Trespassers beware! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
331
Me escaping reality after failing NNN ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
198
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. 😉
It's important to have standards, but it's more important to know when to make an exception. ๐Ÿ˜‰
4 months ago
268
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
1 year ago
130
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! 🤷‍♂️
Some people take advertising a little too literally. Can't say they weren't warned! ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
9 months ago
295
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. 😬
When you try to prove you're not an asshole but accidently prove the opposite. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
341
Indestructible Arch™: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! 🏗️💪
Indestructible Archโ„ข: When you need a building material stronger than your will to survive! ๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
185
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! 🎓😂
All that tuition money for a computer science degree finally paid off. It's not dumb if it works! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
289
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
152