Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction 😂
Me trying to spice things up after 3 months, vs. my partner's reaction ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
242
Stay loyal with style! 😎🕶️ #NotCheating
Stay loyal with style! ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ•ถ๏ธ #NotCheating
1 year ago
330
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!"
Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!" Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
1 year ago
186
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
396
Earth in 2500: On fire 🔥. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes 🏖️.  Who would've thought? 😂
Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
371
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. 😬 #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
When you accidentally drop your banana peel at work and suddenly become the office Casanova. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ #SmoothOperator #UnintentionalHarassment
1 year ago
311
When you say you don’t always eat breakfast, but then you always do 😂
When you say you donโ€™t always eat breakfast, but then you always do ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
302
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
My daily routine be like: โฐ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Work โžก๏ธ Eat โžก๏ธ Sleep (sometimes)
1 year ago
355
Me when my mom asks me to grab something from the car at 3 AM
1 year ago
290
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered 😂
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
373
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
235
The one argument that creates a glitch in the matrix of online debates about casting choices. 🤯
The one argument that creates a glitch in the matrix of online debates about casting choices. ๐Ÿคฏ
4 months ago
307
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. 😎"
Google be like: "I know everything, muahahaha... oh yeah, here are some ads you might like. ๐Ÿ˜Ž"
1 year ago
468
When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
167
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... 🐶😂
When you realize herd immunity isn't just for humans... ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
393