When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
325
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
I fire rockets at Israeli civilians and I am shocked, shocked I tell you, to find gambling is going on in here.
1 year ago
218
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! 🚖🥗
When the menu's vibe is more 'moo' than 'vegan stew'! ๐Ÿš–๐Ÿฅ—
1 year ago
332
🚨 Breaking News: Scientists announce new strain of 'Dictatorship'—proceed with caution! 🧬🔬
๐Ÿšจ Breaking News: Scientists announce new strain of 'Dictatorship'โ€”proceed with caution! ๐Ÿงฌ๐Ÿ”ฌ
1 year ago
282
🔥 A tale of two heroes: One ran away, the other saved the day! 🐱💪
๐Ÿ”ฅ A tale of two heroes: One ran away, the other saved the day! ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
281
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
Me trying to out-therapy my therapist by becoming their therapist's therapist. It's theraption.
1 year ago
212
🔍 Spotting the difference: it's not just for files! 😉
๐Ÿ” Spotting the difference: it's not just for files! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
291
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. 😬
He's a little confused, but he's got the anti-fascist spirit, I guess? Poor kid. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
3 months ago
193
When you're small but mighty 🐶💥 #ChihuahuaPower
When you're small but mighty ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฅ #ChihuahuaPower
1 year ago
142
The eternal struggle: Linux updates are a coffee break, Windows updates are a journey through a wormhole. ⏳🚀
The eternal struggle: Linux updates are a coffee break, Windows updates are a journey through a wormhole. โณ๐Ÿš€
24 days ago
66
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
148
This bird said 'Absolutely not!' and staged an intervention on the spot. ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
294
When yoga and bubble baths just don’t cut it anymore! 😈🛀
When yoga and bubble baths just donโ€™t cut it anymore! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ›€
1 year ago
219
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work 🧐
Me trying to explain to my professor why my 2 Girls 1 Cup film analysis is a valid piece of academic work ๐Ÿง
1 year ago
234
When your wife asks where all the money went
1 year ago
303