He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? ♟️
He's got a point, the logic is sound. Bros before... newborns? โ™Ÿ๏ธ
8 months ago
135
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
1 year ago
112
When Pandora goes NSFW... Neytiri's new job is out of this world! 🌌🛸
When Pandora goes NSFW... Neytiri's new job is out of this world! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ›ธ
1 year ago
123
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man 🕷️
Me when a tiny spider crawls on me after watching Spider-Man ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ
1 year ago
105
That escalated quickly 😬  This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
That escalated quickly ๐Ÿ˜ฌ This is why you should always think twice before posting anything online. #privacymatters #thinkbeforeyoupost #dontdox
11 months ago
129
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night 🍸
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
1 year ago
125
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
100
When you still flex those AOL chatroom skills 🤣💻
When you still flex those AOL chatroom skills ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ป
1 year ago
97
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
78
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art 🚓💥🦇
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ‡
10 months ago
138
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. 🥔😭
That moment you realize you're the family potato, according to your 5-year-old artist. ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
234
When you start the night feeling like a majestic fox 🦊 and end up as Fluffy the next morning 😂
When you start the night feeling like a majestic fox ๐ŸฆŠ and end up as Fluffy the next morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
95
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right 😉
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
104
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
157
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian 😂👽
Me trying to explain to my earth parents that I identify as a martian ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
101