"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
201
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through 😭
When you try to neatly tear a page out of a spiral notebook and it rips halfway through ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
193
That's the look of someone who just secured the party favors through... unconventional means. The night is saved! 😂
That's the look of someone who just secured the party favors through... unconventional means. The night is saved! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
369
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
172
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower.  😅
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
325
When getting 'likes' becomes more important than saving lives 😂💉 #RealDoctorGoals
When getting 'likes' becomes more important than saving lives ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’‰ #RealDoctorGoals
1 year ago
215
When you want to give her money but she still wants to dance๐Ÿ’ƒ
1 year ago
168
Me when my mom wants to see my search history 🫣
Me when my mom wants to see my search history ๐Ÿซฃ
1 year ago
169
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. 🏭🎁
The gritty, industrial reality behind the magic of Christmas. Don't let your kids see how the sausage is made. ๐Ÿญ๐ŸŽ
11 months ago
416
Jennifer Aniston: Could I BE any higher?
Jennifer Aniston: Could I BE any higher?
1 year ago
286
When your expectations of Africa vs. America get flipped upside down! 😂
When your expectations of Africa vs. America get flipped upside down! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
224
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. ☄️
And that, kids, is the real story of dinosaur extinction. They fucked around and found out. โ˜„๏ธ
2 months ago
141
The logical conclusion of centuries of philosophical inquiry is, in fact, Lil Jon. WHAT?! 😂
The logical conclusion of centuries of philosophical inquiry is, in fact, Lil Jon. WHAT?! ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
303
When you search for "gambling addiction" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" 😂
When you search for "gambling addiction" and click "I'm Feeling Lucky" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
176
When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement 👠✨
When you're about to lead the Galactic Empire but still need to make a fashion statement ๐Ÿ‘ โœจ
1 year ago
455