UK: Maybe next time...
Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought 😈)
UK: Maybe next time... Meanwhile, USA: No one wants to play football (soccer) with me? Fine! I'll play with myself! (baseball, not what you thought ๐Ÿ˜ˆ)
11 months ago
100
POV: You are vibing but your little sibling wants to join.
1 year ago
58
When you land on the beach and see the enemy has AT-AT walkers:  😬
When you land on the beach and see the enemy has AT-AT walkers: ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
127
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all 😂
I guess this jigsaw puzzle isn't suitable for vegetarians after all ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
80
When you are playing soccer with your friends and your dog scores the decisive goal ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿถโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿฅ…
1 year ago
124
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! 😂
Two million iPhones sold in China? Pfft, those aren't REAL gifts. Now, the macaroni portrait I got for Father's Day... priceless! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
129
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
People born before 1990 be like: "I can program the VCR and identify my gender, what more do you need?"
1 year ago
123
When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight 😂🔦
When the vet says they need to check if your dog swallowed a flashlight ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฆ
11 months ago
95
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on😂
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. 
Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
It's impossible. It's risky. It's pointless. Give it a try. Two minutes later: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!
1 year ago
120
Stay connected, even when she's out cold! 😂📱
Stay connected, even when she's out cold! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
153
Me trying to make it rain at the club after doing laundry with cash in my pocket๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
150
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. 🤣
My man Riker setting up the perfect Christmas movie pun. Troi is not amused. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
225
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably 😅).
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably ๐Ÿ˜…).
1 year ago
64
When you're a furry and want everyone to know:  🚗💨  "Honk if you're furry!" 😂  They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. 🐾
When you're a furry and want everyone to know: ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ "Honk if you're furry!" ๐Ÿ˜‚ They see me rollin', they hatin', tryin' to catch me ridin' furry. ๐Ÿพ
1 year ago
122