Michael Jackson's last words: "At least I'm not a..."
Michael Jackson's last words: "At least I'm not a..."
1 year ago
171
POV: You're showing off your new trampoline tricks to impress your crush ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
320
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.🤱🐮
When you run out of formula and the supermarket is closed.๐Ÿคฑ๐Ÿฎ
1 year ago
240
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
Demolition Man predicted 2023. Now we just need Taco Bell to win the franchise wars.
1 year ago
247
Character development is a beautiful thing. He's a changed man. 😇
Character development is a beautiful thing. He's a changed man. ๐Ÿ˜‡
6 days ago
19
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! 👑
She thought it was an engagement ring, but I made a much more valuable investment. All hail the Hay King! ๐Ÿ‘‘
16 days ago
75
When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right 😅📚
When your dating profile lists 'attracted to objects'... and you still swipe right ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
272
Spaces: Making signs less awkward since forever! 🤦‍♂️
Spaces: Making signs less awkward since forever! ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
167
When your cat's eyebrow game is stronger than yours 🤨😼
When your cat's eyebrow game is stronger than yours ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ˜ผ
1 year ago
236
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
Me and the boys on our way to find the last surviving Blockbuster.
1 year ago
227
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! 😏
She said yes! Time to fire up some Mario! ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
113
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
Self-defense for women 101 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
128
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. 😬
When you accidentally walk into the Predator convention instead of the Priests' convention. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
187
Professor: "Where's the meat?" 
Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" 
Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
Professor: "Where's the meat?" Vegan student: "Eating meat is a choice!" Professor: "Domino's is on speed dial. 3 meat lovers should do it."
1 year ago
205
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
223