A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
A classic pickup line that took a very sharp and unexpected turn. Smoothness level: chunky jam.
2 months ago
164
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant🤰
Me realizing I'm the only one at the baby shower not pregnant๐Ÿคฐ
1 year ago
382
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma 😂
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
215
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
207
When you and your friends are shopping and see your favorite song playing throughout the store ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
314
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight.  Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am 🥕
Looks like someone's having a *hopping* good time tonight. Beware of rabbits bearing gifts... or demanding carrots at 3 am ๐Ÿฅ•
1 year ago
283
When your sign is both supportive and obstructive 🎉😂
When your sign is both supportive and obstructive ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
218
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
Me trying to decide if I should save Skyrim or go on a date with an escort who says she'll be my "Skyrim" for the day. Decisions, decisions...
1 year ago
318
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
1 year ago
193
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. 🏋️‍♀️
The 'and not be racist' part is doing some very heavy lifting here. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
402
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job.  ☔️
Protecting the next generation from cringe is a full-time job. โ˜”๏ธ
1 year ago
476
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. 🔥📱
For legal reasons, this is a joke. Please don't microwave your phone unless you want an expensive, very well-done paperweight. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ“ฑ
8 months ago
393
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
1 year ago
418
The real hustle is selling the hustle. 🧠
The real hustle is selling the hustle. ๐Ÿง 
1 year ago
396
When Photoshop skills are high af 😂
When Photoshop skills are high af ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208