When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. 💼
When you have to pay the bills but also want to be very clear about your preferences. A true entrepreneur. ๐Ÿ’ผ
20 days ago
61
When your kayaking trip turns into an unexpected whale-watching adventure! 🐋🚣‍♂️😲
When your kayaking trip turns into an unexpected whale-watching adventure! ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿšฃโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฒ
1 year ago
98
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! 🤔 #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
We live in a society where dropping bombs costs less than feeding people. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿค” #WorldHunger #MilitarySpending
1 year ago
133
Yoda in the Sky with Naboo-bies 🌌😂
Yoda in the Sky with Naboo-bies ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
90
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
Me trying to find someone to share my existential dread on my MySpace page at 3 AM in 2008
1 year ago
107
Turns out the teachers didn't see the smartphone revolution coming! 😂📱
Turns out the teachers didn't see the smartphone revolution coming! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ
1 year ago
120
When 'sexy time' turns into a poker game of emotions 😂🃏
When 'sexy time' turns into a poker game of emotions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ
1 year ago
124
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you accidentally buy a 2.5" HDD enclosure and all you have is a handful of nuts and an old USB stick. 🤷‍♂️🔩
When you accidentally buy a 2.5" HDD enclosure and all you have is a handful of nuts and an old USB stick. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฉ
1 year ago
131
When your boss makes 💰 but dental coverage is 'a stretch' 🤔💸
When your boss makes ๐Ÿ’ฐ but dental coverage is 'a stretch' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ธ
10 months ago
155
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"🧛‍♀️🩸☕ 

Edward: 🧛‍♂️ (heavy breathing)
Bella: "Edward, I just changed my tampon. Would you like some tea?"๐Ÿง›โ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿฉธโ˜• Edward: ๐Ÿง›โ€โ™‚๏ธ (heavy breathing)
1 year ago
115
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting 😈
When your LiveJasmin date gets a little *too* exciting ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
111
From A+ apples 🍎 to A+ diplomas 🎓 - Teacher level up!
From A+ apples ๐ŸŽ to A+ diplomas ๐ŸŽ“ - Teacher level up!
1 year ago
121
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
When you're Death, but Tommy keeps finding new ways to almost die.
1 year ago
115
When your prankster friend turns your contact list into a game of 'Guess Who?'. Now every call is a surprise! ๐Ÿ‘ป
6 months ago
126