Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.🤯 Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!😂
Yo mama so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds the speed of light.๐Ÿคฏ Even Stephen Hawking can't explain that!๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
254
That moment of existential dread brought to you by Microsoft Word. Guess my parents just made a typo. 😭
That moment of existential dread brought to you by Microsoft Word. Guess my parents just made a typo. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
7 months ago
287
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this 😂
When someone asks me if I miss my ex, I hit em with this ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
311
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on 🤔💦 #MindBlown
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
1 year ago
245
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers 👀
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
175
From neighborhood champs to WiFi warriors 📱🏆
From neighborhood champs to WiFi warriors ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ†
1 year ago
282
Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
Mixing genres ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
1 year ago
225
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! 😂
When you arrive at McDonald's at 4:59 AM. The anticipation is killing me! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
When you take "Become a fan" too literally 😂
When you take "Become a fan" too literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
214
📱 Phones got bigger for a 'screen-y' reason! 😂🍿
๐Ÿ“ฑ Phones got bigger for a 'screen-y' reason! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฟ
1 year ago
317
When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! 🎽😂 #ShakeThingsUp
When your deodorant doubles as a protein shake! ๐ŸŽฝ๐Ÿ˜‚ #ShakeThingsUp
1 year ago
228
🔥🚨 Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! 😂📸
๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿšจ Priorities: Escape first, tweet later! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ธ
1 year ago
241
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only 😭
When you realize the McRib is back, but then find out it's for a limited time only ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
212
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: 😭
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
130