When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. 🚀
When the Professor says 'Good news, everyone!' and you know it's another suicide mission. ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
242
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead.  Who ya gonna call?  Racistbusters! 👻
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! ๐Ÿ‘ป
1 year ago
211
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. 🤣
The most painful and simultaneously smoothest pick-up line ever uttered. ๐Ÿคฃ
11 months ago
433
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. ☕️😭
Me trying to explain to the officer that I wasn't trying to run. I just really needed my seatbelt on because I spilled my iced coffee. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
355
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing 👽🎣
When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐Ÿ‘ฝ๐ŸŽฃ
1 year ago
175
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes 😂
When you and your friends decide to go to Comic-Con as the Star Wars crew but the budget only covers half the costumes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
308
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. 🙏
Finally, a strategy I can get behind. The ancient wisdom of Don Tzu speaks to my soul. ๐Ÿ™
7 months ago
350
This is what they call mutually assured destruction 💣😂
This is what they call mutually assured destruction ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
274
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 year ago
193
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
204
Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones 😂📚
Me trying to subtly tell my guests that they should READ instead of just STARING at their phones ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
206
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. 😂
Building character one dirty diaper at a time. Pampers approves this message. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
411
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
Surfers: We should be able to ride this wave, no problem. The ocean: Lol, kelp
1 year ago
200
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
382
🤌 When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza…
๐ŸคŒ When someone says pineapple belongs on pizzaโ€ฆ
1 year ago
352