Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! 🌌📺
Priorities of the Universe: More drama, less cosmos! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
355
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
1 year ago
378
When you mess up so bad at Solitaire, even the computer judges you 😂 #TripleFail #GamingNoob
When you mess up so bad at Solitaire, even the computer judges you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #TripleFail #GamingNoob
1 year ago
274
When you think it's a Playstation, but it's something much worse ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
394
When the only surgeon around is...you 🏥✂️🧊
When the only surgeon around is...you ๐Ÿฅโœ‚๏ธ๐ŸงŠ
1 year ago
264
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
335
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation 😂
The Pope using an iPhone? Guess even he couldn't resist the Apple of temptation ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
259
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs.  🤦‍♀️
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
161
When your car needs a tune-up, but Mother Nature’s got it covered 🔧😅
When your car needs a tune-up, but Mother Natureโ€™s got it covered ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
326
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
1 year ago
251
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
322
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. ๐Ÿคข Some jobs are just not worth it.
11 months ago
276
Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! 🎸
Master Chief reporting for Mariachi duty. It's time to finish this fiesta! ๐ŸŽธ
1 year ago
311
When you realize you’ve been catfished…⚽️😂
When you realize youโ€™ve been catfishedโ€ฆโšฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
332
When you're at the currency exchange and they start showing you memes instead of rates ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฑ
1 year ago
529