Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! ⚛️
Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! โš›๏ธ
1 month ago
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When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery 😂
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
207
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
268
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. 🤔
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
146
When mom says to take care of the baby and you take the task a little too seriously ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
335
When the stakes are high, every grip counts! 🤲😂
When the stakes are high, every grip counts! ๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
1 year ago
222
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.🤔
One society helps each other when disaster strikes. The other society loots and causes violence when disaster strikes.๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
201
When you want to impress your crush at the club ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
262
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! 😩
When you realize adulting is just one long sleepover you can't get picked up from. Send help! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
295
When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't 😂 #programming #nullpointerexception
When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #programming #nullpointerexception
1 year ago
139
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. 🌯😂
When the sauce is life, but it becomes your full-time job. ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
161
Me trying to explain to the government how they should be spending our tax money 😂
Me trying to explain to the government how they should be spending our tax money ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
264
98% of every group is chill, the other 2% make you question humanity 😂
98% of every group is chill, the other 2% make you question humanity ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? 
Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. 😂
Me: *hands cashier wasp spray* Is this good for wasps? Cashier: *scanning* No, it kills them. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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