Me trying to fit in at the party after arriving fashionably late ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
163
When your parrot becomes your accidental therapist 🦜😂
When your parrot becomes your accidental therapist ๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
195
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
97
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. 🤦‍♂️
When your social skills peak at bible camp but you forget one tiny, crucial detail about your date. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
6 months ago
260
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1🏀 but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game 😂
When you challenge Avril Lavigne to a 1v1๐Ÿ€ but then she drops her hit single "Girlfriend" and steals your girl mid-game ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA! Audience: *cheers*
1 year ago
110
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! 😳
Bet 'champ' stopped feeling so smug after that last message. That's what you call a plot twist! ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
219
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste 😂
When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
177
When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move ♟️💣
When you're in the middle of nowhere and bored, but also wanna strategize your next move โ™Ÿ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ
1 year ago
173
When the printer runs out of black ink 😂
When the printer runs out of black ink ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
When Uranus brings the heat 💥🔥
When Uranus brings the heat ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
241
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment 🤔💭😈
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
236
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese 🧀🐴 and discover the truth 😂
When you finally decide to try that exotic donkey cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿด and discover the truth ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
222
🤌 When someone says pineapple belongs on pizza…
๐ŸคŒ When someone says pineapple belongs on pizzaโ€ฆ
1 year ago
198
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 year ago
104