When relationship status is a piece of furniture 😂 #1Nightstand
When relationship status is a piece of furniture ๐Ÿ˜‚ #1Nightstand
1 year ago
106
When you're trying to build a foundation but she's busy building her online following. 🙄
When you're trying to build a foundation but she's busy building her online following. ๐Ÿ™„
8 months ago
146
When you've seen the same meme 10 times in the last hour and just want to yeet it into the sun. 🔥😂
When you've seen the same meme 10 times in the last hour and just want to yeet it into the sun. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
💻 When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! 🚀
๐Ÿ’ป When you realize fixing that webcam means sending half the spaceship! ๐Ÿš€
1 year ago
144
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I don’t have to socialize 😂
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
86
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders 😂.  I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders ๐Ÿ˜‚. I guess that makes her the Chick-fil-A CEO.
1 year ago
110
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.🥵
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.๐Ÿฅต
11 months ago
74
Me showing off my new "flatscreen" TV 😂
Me showing off my new "flatscreen" TV ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
133
The alternate director's cut of Star Wars where Padmé had absolutely no chill. 💀
The alternate director's cut of Star Wars where Padmรฉ had absolutely no chill. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
105
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
Me trying to escape my responsibilities
1 year ago
112
They faked the entire company?!  Even had business cards! 😂  Level 💯 piracy.  They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! 🤯
They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Level ๐Ÿ’ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
68
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
167
When 'sexy time' turns into a poker game of emotions 😂🃏
When 'sexy time' turns into a poker game of emotions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿƒ
1 year ago
126
🍄🔍 The ultimate guide to mushrooms: Eat it, fear it, or trip with it! 😜
๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ” The ultimate guide to mushrooms: Eat it, fear it, or trip with it! ๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
121
Forget FPS, she's all about SPS (Stitches Per Second). That RGB adds at least 10% more sewing power. 🧵
Forget FPS, she's all about SPS (Stitches Per Second). That RGB adds at least 10% more sewing power. ๐Ÿงต
8 months ago
161