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Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market 🐔📈
1 year ago
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So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔 Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
So the Titanic hit an iceberg, but there are no iceberg pieces in the wreckage? 🤔 Must be the work of the Illuminati... or maybe the ice just melted? 🤷‍♂️
1 year ago
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Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
1 year ago
115
When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows. 💪
When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows. 💪
1 year ago
70
When you dodge a bullet and level up to hero status! 🐻🎉📞
When you dodge a bullet and level up to hero status! 🐻🎉📞
1 year ago
118
When you think you caught the ball but it's actually stuck in the sun's glare 😂
1 year ago
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Dad: "I wish I had the internet in my day..." Me: (inner thoughts) EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED 😂
Dad: "I wish I had the internet in my day..." Me: (inner thoughts) EVERYTHING WENT BETTER THAN EXPECTED 😂
1 year ago
60
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
He definitely holds your arm, walks with you and opens the car door for you 😂🚓
1 year ago
118
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally 🌮🤤
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally 🌮🤤
1 year ago
65
When you accidentally swallow a fly and it starts doing butterfly in your stomach 😂🦋
1 year ago
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That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. 😵‍💫
That post-nap panic when you forget what century it is. 😵‍💫
8 months ago
147
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
1 year ago
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If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
1 year ago
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When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
When you get pulled over and your friend puts on their troll face and says "Problem officer?"
1 year ago
101
When you gotta respect AND roast at the same time! 😂🎨
When you gotta respect AND roast at the same time! 😂🎨
1 year ago
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