If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
1 year ago
199
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
95
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot 😂.  Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 year ago
90
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
1 year ago
234
Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
113
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. 😂
When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
223
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management 💨🙊
He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ™Š
1 year ago
93
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water 😂
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
162
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
9 months ago
247
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. 💀😂
Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
180
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! 📉
Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐Ÿ“‰
29 days ago
35
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child 🤔
Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
143
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. 😂
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
111
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right 😉
Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 year ago
170
Defying physics with a classic Trollface twist! 🚗🔄✨
Defying physics with a classic Trollface twist! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ”„โœจ
1 year ago
205