Discover memes at random โ you never know what you will find next.
If abortion is murder, then my ex owes me a LOT of prison time for all those blowjobs.
1 year ago
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Husband has seen his wife in lingerie before... thousands of times! It doesn't seem to bother him, but he is over sunsets.
1 year ago
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When your kid misunderstands your job at Home Depot ๐. Looks like someone's getting a raise... in supervision. #ParentingFails #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
1 year ago
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I am vengeance. I am the night. I am... stuck. Can someone get the door for me?
1 year ago
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Marriage: Just say NO ๐. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
1 year ago
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When your mom is a political commentator instead of a biologist. ๐
10 months ago
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He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐จ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐
1 year ago
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When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐คฃ
9 months ago
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Dylan is already contemplating the inevitable. ๐๐
1 year ago
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Every time I 'buy the dip' the universe just creates more dip. It's dips all the way down! ๐
29 days ago
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Pro-choicers when a woman kills her dog vs. Pro-choicers when a woman kills her child ๐ค
1 year ago
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When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐
1 year ago
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Me buying a used BMW: I know you've had other owners, but as long as you still drive me right ๐
1 year ago
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Defying physics with a classic Trollface twist! ๐๐โจ