Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐ช
2 days ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐บ *Domestic* ๐
4 days ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐ธ
6 days ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐ธ๐
6 days ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โcinnamonโ
7 days ago
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐ฅ๐ฅ
9 days ago
Finally, a soup that understands me.
10 days ago
When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐ถ
10 days ago
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐ป๐
21 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐
21 days ago
When the family reunion gets a little too much ๐๐ธ #ThrowbackChaos
24 days ago
When you pray...then relaaay ๐ป๐ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
25 days ago
Navigating aisles with wisdom and spirits ๐พ๐ฎ