That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. 🥴
1 month ago
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
3 months ago
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
5 months ago
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...🍺
5 months ago
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
5 months ago
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
5 months ago
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
6 months ago
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
6 months ago
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
6 months ago
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes 🍹
6 months ago
This wine understands me 😩
6 months ago
Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto 🧐😂
6 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
7 months ago
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
7 months ago
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
7 months ago