Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
2 days ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 days ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
6 days ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 days ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
7 days ago
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
9 days ago
Finally, a soup that understands me.
10 days ago
When you want to get drunk like a samurai ๐Ÿถ
10 days ago
When you're feeling thirsty but remember you're the drink ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like drinking and driving, so we put a bottle of vodka in your car so you can drink while you drive. Oh wait... that's illegal. ๐Ÿ˜‚
21 days ago
When the family reunion gets a little too much ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿธ #ThrowbackChaos
24 days ago
When you pray...then relaaay ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ™ 'Deliver us from hangovers!'
25 days ago
Navigating aisles with wisdom and spirits ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ”ฎ
26 days ago