Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
278
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
1 year ago
192
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
When you accidentally use 'detect thoughts' on the wizard asking for spare change.
1 year ago
319
When you can't afford the stadium prices, but you still want to watch the game while enjoying a drink. This fan brought his own flask but forgot the cups 😂
When you can't afford the stadium prices, but you still want to watch the game while enjoying a drink. This fan brought his own flask but forgot the cups ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
181
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
1 year ago
270
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk 😂
Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
290
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. 🍻
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
1 year ago
263
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" 🚬😂
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
159
When you thought your night out was wild, then you saw what your punk friend was up to 😂
When you thought your night out was wild, then you saw what your punk friend was up to ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
273
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
1 year ago
121
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. 😂
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
167
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.🤔😂
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
268
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etc….
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
1 year ago
241
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
360
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: 🍺 *Domestic* 😂
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232