Roses are red, violets are blue, eating out is expensive so let's get drunk ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you're 16 in Germany, you might have a beer or two. ๐Ÿป
3 months ago
Me sneaking my flask and cigs into an event after the venue told me it was "non-smoking" and "BYOB" ๐Ÿšฌ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you thought your night out was wild, then you saw what your punk friend was up to ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my friends I'm a fun person after two quiet drinks: ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ˜œ
3 months ago
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
One leads to violence, rape and stupidity, the other...to excessive laughing.๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This explains a lot. Happy wife, happy life, etcโ€ฆ.
3 months ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
When she says she likes her men like she likes her beer: ๐Ÿบ *Domestic* ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
3 months ago
The proof is in the pudding... or should I say the vodka? ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
3 months ago
When your vodka game is so strong, it evolves into a geopolitical sport! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿฅƒ
3 months ago
Finally, a soup that understands me.
3 months ago