When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! 🍻
When your true love is cold, bubbly, and comes in a bottle. Priorities, people! ๐Ÿป
10 days ago
35
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
7 months ago
315
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. 🥴
That moment you realize it's the bar stool, not a pirate with two peg legs. Time to go home. ๐Ÿฅด
9 months ago
189
Finally, someone who gets me. 🍻
Finally, someone who gets me. ๐Ÿป
11 months ago
190
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
1 year ago
237
She said: "It's me or the beer!"  Anyway...🍺
She said: "It's me or the beer!" Anyway...๐Ÿบ
1 year ago
161
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly 😭😂
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too 😂
Del Boy with another insightful observation: Alcohol may kill, but it helps create life too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
173
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender 🍹🦄
When you ask for a drink from a mythical ice sculpture bartender ๐Ÿน๐Ÿฆ„
1 year ago
212
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
When your mom plays Radiohead's No Surprises during pregnancy and now you have an emotional attachment to alcohol.
1 year ago
262
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
1 year ago
179
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes 🍹
When you call the addiction helpline for cocktail recipes ๐Ÿน
1 year ago
218
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
236
Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto 🧐😂
Me, after two drinks, having an in-depth philosophical debate with my brain about the meaning of a Cheeto ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
225