Me and who? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Double the unemployment, double the fun? Babies are expensive, but love don't cost a thing, right? ๐Ÿ‘ถ
13 days ago
When your liberal minded lesbian neighbors ask for your help conceiving a child "the old fashioned way" and you've been trying to knock them up for 6 months after getting a vasectomy last year ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
19 days ago
When you're an atheist, but your parents are not ๐Ÿ˜‚
24 days ago
When you finally meet the love of your lifeโค๏ธ
27 days ago
When someone tells you to cover up while breastfeeding. "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realize my baby's lunch was offensive. Here, let me just shove a bottle in their mouth real quick so I don't offend your delicate sensibilities."
29 days ago
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿผ
1 month ago
When you see your food coming
1 month ago
Me when mom told me one day I'll have to buy a coffee โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ #babylife #breastfeeding
1 month ago
Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
1 month ago
When you're trying to set a new PR, but your spotter is a toddler.๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™€๏ธ #NoExcuses
1 month ago
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
1 month ago
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 month ago
When your friend becomes a father and priorities change ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿผ. The baby's tears say it all!
1 month ago
This baby is living in blissful ignorance, and honestly, I'm a little jealous. ๐ŸŽ…
1 month ago
When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago