Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me pretending to touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 month ago
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
1 month ago
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 month ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 month ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 month ago
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 month ago
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago