Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision*
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 day ago
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad."
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
4 days ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
7 days ago
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
8 days ago
Real men steal sanitary pads for their girlfriends. Getting caught? Priceless 😂