He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
195
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
232
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
228
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
Me pretending to touch grass 😂
Me pretending to touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
269
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
121
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
110
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever 😂
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
1 year ago
205
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
104
When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
284
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
96
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
129
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
243