He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. 💀
He chose violence and will now be sleeping on the couch indefinitely. ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
63
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
83
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
75
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
Me pretending to touch grass 😂
Me pretending to touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
84
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
41
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
36
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever 😂
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
1 year ago
80
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
35
When your priorities are crystal clear 😂
When your priorities are crystal clear ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
63
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
62
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." 
Me: *has a heart attack*
Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve."
Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
"Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammad." Me: *has a heart attack* Daughter: "Just kidding, he's named Steve." Me: "Thank god, for a second there, I thought I was going to have to learn Arabic."
1 year ago
31
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 year ago
50
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars โค๏ธ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
92