Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!"  🤫😂 The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker.  📱🔒
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ”’
10 months ago
29
Immersive experience, I guess? 🤔
Immersive experience, I guess? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
28
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl 😂 #RiskyBusiness
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RiskyBusiness
10 months ago
26
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test 😂
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
13
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in 👁👄👁
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘
10 months ago
20
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone 😂.  Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
10 months ago
18
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me 😂
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
17
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐Ÿ˜‚. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
11 months ago
21
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! 🤣🔪
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ”ช
11 months ago
30
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
11
When 'sharing' gets a little too real 😂🕵️‍♂️
When 'sharing' gets a little too real ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
11 months ago
30