When you want to become a tech ninja during exams ๐๐ฅท
11 months ago
59
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
1 year ago
41
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐คซ๐ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐ฑ๐
1 year ago
75
Immersive experience, I guess? ๐ค
1 year ago
63
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐ #RiskyBusiness
1 year ago
80
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐
1 year ago
35
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐๐๐
1 year ago
37
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
1 year ago
64
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐
1 year ago
58
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
1 year ago
59
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐คฃ๐ช
1 year ago
67
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? ๐ค
1 year ago
33
When 'sharing' gets a little too real ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ