Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
10 months ago
17
"It's just a fake account babe, I swear!" ๐คซ๐ The level of deception in relationships today is unmatched. Next time, just hide your phone in a secret underground bunker. ๐ฑ๐
10 months ago
29
Immersive experience, I guess? ๐ค
10 months ago
28
When you gotta coordinate pick-up and drop-off times with the side chick so she doesn't run into the main girl ๐ #RiskyBusiness
10 months ago
26
When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐
10 months ago
13
When you're with Minnie and Donald walks in ๐๐๐
10 months ago
20
When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
10 months ago
18
Me pretending to be interested in someone's hobbies so they'll go out with me ๐
11 months ago
17
When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks ๐. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong
11 months ago
21
When your ex signs off with style and a medical disclaimer! ๐คฃ๐ช
11 months ago
30
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? ๐ค
11 months ago
11
When 'sharing' gets a little too real ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ