When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐ญ๐คฌ
10 days ago
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐ก
10 days ago
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโฆforever! ๐ถ๐
10 days ago
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโre all busy arguing. ๐