History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
2 months ago
49
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
5 months ago
34
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
9 months ago
42
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
10 months ago
18
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
10 months ago
29
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
25
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
10 months ago
24
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
10 months ago
27
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
11 months ago
19
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
11 months ago
11
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
11 months ago
18
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to change…forever! 👶😂
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
25
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
16