History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
5 months ago
182
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
8 months ago
172
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
1 year ago
178
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
1 year ago
83
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
1 year ago
117
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
116
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
111
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
1 year ago
126
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
111
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
61
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
127
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to change…forever! 👶😂
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119