History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. 😂 Seems legit.
History lesson of the day: BC means Before Christ, and AD means... After Dat. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Seems legit.
3 months ago
112
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. 🤣
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐Ÿคฃ
6 months ago
94
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
When a beaver's water breaks, it's not a dam emergency, it's a dam good opportunity to build a dam good nursery.
10 months ago
108
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
11 months ago
50
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
Na na na na na na na na na na na na...Snackman!
1 year ago
69
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
64
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do 😈
Me after watching enough Spider-Man hentai to know exactly what Doc Ock is gonna do ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
63
Me pretending to be cool 😎 after my crush said hi 👋
Me pretending to be cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž after my crush said hi ๐Ÿ‘‹
1 year ago
70
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note 🎶😵
When the woodpecker hits the wrong note ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ต
1 year ago
59
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes 😭🤬
When you miss the bus by seconds and the next one is in 20 minutes ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
34
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. ๐Ÿ˜ก
1 year ago
65
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to change…forever! 👶😂
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
56