Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
3 months ago
43
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. ๐Ÿฆˆ
6 months ago
30
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
29
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. ๐Ÿ vs โ˜ญ
6 months ago
27
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
35
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
26
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
28
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
10 months ago
24
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
10 months ago
26
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot 😂
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
29
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera during a serious political campaign video ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
30
When you accidentally start a famine but the memes are fire 😂
When you accidentally start a famine but the memes are fire ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
34