Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
4 months ago
107
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. 🦈
When you're hunting for a great white shark but find a whole different kettle of fish. ๐Ÿฆˆ
7 months ago
95
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. 😬
Somehow, a giant man-eating shark seems more manageable. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
78
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. 🐍 vs ☭
My dog's political ideology changes depending on whose food bowl is full. ๐Ÿ vs โ˜ญ
8 months ago
70
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
93
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. 💀
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
55
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays 😬
When you accidentally become a symbol of hope and freedom after burning books, banning music, hating blacks and murdering gays ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
78
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: 🎣 "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
Me, explaining to Karl Marx why I charge for fishing lessons: ๐ŸŽฃ "It's not about the fish, Karl, it's about the hustle. Supply and demand, baby!"
1 year ago
70
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
When you're trying to unite Europe, but accidentally create the USSR 2.0
1 year ago
71
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot 😂
Me trying to figure out which is worse: being broke or being shot ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
75
When you accidentally open the front-facing camera during a serious political campaign video ๐Ÿคณ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
88
When you accidentally start a famine but the memes are fire 😂
When you accidentally start a famine but the memes are fire ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
99