Cooking memes on Gagder

When your dinner needs a patch update before it's edible 😂🎮🍳

1 month ago

Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥

2 months ago

Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔

2 months ago

Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂

2 months ago

Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭

2 months ago

This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐

3 months ago

This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. 😂

3 months ago

Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵

3 months ago

When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that

4 months ago

Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣

4 months ago

When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎

4 months ago

Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹

4 months ago

Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️

4 months ago

I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂

4 months ago

When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷

4 months ago