Cooking memes
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook?
Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?
Me: GET OUT 🚪
2 days ago
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
7 days ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
7 days ago
🍷 When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle 😂🍲
8 days ago
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore 🐢🥓🍴
9 days ago
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
13 days ago
When your cooking skills are sky-high but you live for that spicy challenge! 🌶️🏃♀️🤸♀️
25 days ago
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
25 days ago
👽 When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! 🥑✨
26 days ago
When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! 🍝🔫 Mama mia...
26 days ago
When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts 😂🍖 #MeatBaby
26 days ago
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist 😂🐔
26 days ago