Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
1 year ago
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Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? 

Her: ...Why do you watch porn...?

Me: GET OUT 🚪
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT ๐Ÿšช
1 year ago
115
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70
🍷 When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle 😂🍲
๐Ÿท When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฒ
1 year ago
70
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore 🐢🥓🍴
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿด
1 year ago
99
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿณ
1 year ago
122
When your cooking skills are sky-high but you live for that spicy challenge! 🌶️🏃‍♀️🤸‍♀️
When your cooking skills are sky-high but you live for that spicy challenge! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿคธโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
116
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
116
👽 When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! 🥑✨
๐Ÿ‘ฝ When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! ๐Ÿฅ‘โœจ
1 year ago
136
When you hire a toddler as a chef ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
105
When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! 🍝🔫 Mama mia...
When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ”ซ Mama mia...
1 year ago
106
When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts 😂🍖 #MeatBaby
When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ– #MeatBaby
1 year ago
128
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist 😂🐔
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”
1 year ago
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