Me trying to make pizza after getting high at 3 AM
3 months ago
Me: Why do you watch Food Network when it doesn't make you a better cook? Her: ...Why do you watch porn...? Me: GET OUT 🚪
3 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology 😂
3 months ago
Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner 😂
3 months ago
🍷 When the recipe calls for one cup of wine, but the chef drinks the whole bottle 😂🍲
3 months ago
When your pet turtle embraces its inner carnivore 🐢🥓🍴
3 months ago
When your oven has a hotter temper than you do! 🔥🍳
3 months ago
When your cooking skills are sky-high but you live for that spicy challenge! 🌶️🏃‍♀️🤸‍♀️
4 months ago
Bacon strips dipped in chocolate and covered in sprinkles. The perfect way to start (and end) your day 🥓🍫🤤
4 months ago
👽 When aliens visit Earth and demand avocado toast! 🥑✨
4 months ago
When you hire a toddler as a chef 😂
4 months ago
When the pasta is al dente, and so are you! 🍝🔫 Mama mia...
4 months ago
When your cooking skills meet your parenting instincts 😂🍖 #MeatBaby
4 months ago
When you season your chicken so much, it ends up calling an exorcist 😂🐔
4 months ago