When your dinner needs a patch update before it's edible 😂🎮🍳
When your dinner needs a patch update before it's edible ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿณ
10 months ago
157
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!🐔🔥
Me when someone asks why I crossed the road to get more chicken: BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING COOK IT!!๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ”ฅ
11 months ago
104
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well."  I guess silence is golden... and delicious? 🤔
Mao Zedong's guide to fine dining: "A dog that barks is not cooked well." I guess silence is golden... and delicious? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
196
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam 😂
Nailed it! Just like how I nailed my last exam ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
143
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: 😭
Me pretending to care about my dinner's feelings before I roast it: ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
150
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
1 year ago
140
This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. 😂
This goat is so raw, even Pakistanis are lining up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
89
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
145
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 year ago
85
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar 🤣
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
83
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
84
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.🥓🌹
Roses are red, bacon is red. She wants romance, I want to be fed.๐Ÿฅ“๐ŸŒน
1 year ago
120
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! โค๏ธ
1 year ago
146
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats.  They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. 😂
I followed this recipe to make rice krispies treats. They look easy enough to make, even I can't mess this up. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
1 year ago
79