Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
Rock, paper, scissors... and blowjob? Really? I didn't know that was how the game worked.
1 year ago
118
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctor…and me in business. 🙏😈"
Jesus looking up like: "C'mon guys, at least one sin a day. Keeps the doctorโ€ฆand me in business. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ˆ"
1 year ago
131
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow!  ☀️
70% chance of rape today, but hey, at least it's sunny tomorrow! โ˜€๏ธ
1 year ago
119
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer 😬⛔️
Dollar store Christmas plates, perfect for spreading holiday fear, not cheer ๐Ÿ˜ฌโ›”๏ธ
1 year ago
133
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside ๐Ÿ’€ but then you realize they were right and you level up ๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
70
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder 😂
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
82
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
139
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. 🏃‍♂️💨
Me trying to avoid Christmas this year. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
109
Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
72
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. 💀
When your bank charges you a $35 overdraft fee, just tell the teller they're committing 84 picohitlers and ask if they have a tiny Auschwitz behind the counter. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
140
When your math homework says "show your work":
When your math homework says "show your work":
1 year ago
79
When your friend gives you terrible life advice 😂
When your friend gives you terrible life advice ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
72
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
Alice, darling, I'm worried about your new 'sugar' supplier. He seems a little... grizzly.
1 year ago
115
When you take dark humor to a whole new level... 🌑😬
When you take dark humor to a whole new level... ๐ŸŒ‘๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
134
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. 😂✈️🏢
Plot twist: When the shoe is on the other foot, the humor gets lost in translation. ๐Ÿ˜‚โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿข
1 year ago
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