He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
23 days ago
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
2 months ago
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
3 months ago
When you see your type of guy
4 months ago
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
6 months ago
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
6 months ago
First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
6 months ago
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment 🤔💭😈
7 months ago