He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
93
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
57
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
9 months ago
57
When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
10 months ago
88
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
1 year ago
40
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
80
First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
88
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment 🤔💭😈
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
106