He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
278
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
159
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
157
When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
1 year ago
250
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
1 year ago
118
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
224
First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
223
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment 🤔💭😈
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
264