He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. 😂
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
26
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. 😂
So *that's* the test? Good to know where his eyes were... and weren't. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
21
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
8 months ago
26
When you see your type of guy
When you see your type of guy
8 months ago
33
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
10 months ago
19
Me after eating chili on a first date: 🔥💨
Me after eating chili on a first date: ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
32
First date chili? More like first date to the ER 💥🚽
First date chili? More like first date to the ER ๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿšฝ
10 months ago
34
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment 🤔💭😈
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
11 months ago
35