funny memes
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
7 hours ago
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
8 hours ago
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
11 hours ago
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
23 hours ago
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision*
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 day ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
2 days ago
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
2 days ago
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
2 days ago
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
2 days ago
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
3 days ago
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
4 days ago
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
4 days ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
4 days ago
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
6 days ago
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
6 days ago