When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐ง
4 months ago
128
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐
8 months ago
79
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐น๐ญ
9 months ago
54
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐
10 months ago
83
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐
11 months ago
97
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐
11 months ago
94
When your car gets more action than you ๐ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
11 months ago
45
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐๐
11 months ago
72
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐
11 months ago
90
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐
11 months ago
75
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐
11 months ago
65
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐
11 months ago
42
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐ฌ
1 year ago
39
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
1 year ago
41
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโฆ and not in the kitchen