When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐ง
8 months ago
310
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐
11 months ago
260
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐น๐ญ
1 year ago
156
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐
1 year ago
232
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐
1 year ago
268
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐
1 year ago
246
When your car gets more action than you ๐ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
1 year ago
144
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐๐
1 year ago
186
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐
1 year ago
252
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐
1 year ago
228
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐
1 year ago
214
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐
1 year ago
155
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐ฌ
1 year ago
130
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
1 year ago
121
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโฆ and not in the kitchen