Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
20 days ago
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
23 days ago
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
25 days ago
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 month ago
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 month ago
She wasn't mad about the photo. She's jealous that the dog has a nicer car than her ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you pour your heart out to your crush and they respond "IDUNOLOL" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago