When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
3 months ago
60
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
6 months ago
30
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
8 months ago
18
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
27
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
35
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
35
When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
10 months ago
15
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
28
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
39
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
33
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
24
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring 😬
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
10 months ago
13
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
10 months ago
15