When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
128
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. 💀
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
79
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis 😂.  Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. 🇹🇭
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
9 months ago
54
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. 😂
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
83
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits😂
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
97
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' 😂
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
94
When your car gets more action than you 😂 #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
11 months ago
45
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. 👀😂
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
72
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
90
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time 😂
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
75
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) 😂
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
65
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
42
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring 😬
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
39
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? 🤔 Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! 😂
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
41
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
36