When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
1 month ago
When you try to de-escalate but accidentally choose the 'start World War 3' dialogue option. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
6 months ago
Me hiding the engagement ring somewhere in the house so she won't find it before I propose. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
Me trying to figure out if my $7.17/month girlfriend subscription includes benefits๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
When she wants the R8, but your bank account says 'salami and bologna special' ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
When your car gets more action than you ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NissanMaxima #RelationshipGoals
8 months ago
When she's more eager to show off those buns than the braids. ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
Me holding you vs me holding myself back from kissing you all the time ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
When she makes that face, you know you're doing something right! (Or at least something she likes) ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
When her reassurance is a little TOO reassuring ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
8 months ago
Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐Ÿค” Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
9 months ago