Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
248
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
1 year ago
226
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment 😂
When you risk your life for your country but still have to pay for your equipment ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. 😂
Getting a tax return is like giving the government an interest-free loan for a year. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
135
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
208
The government is definitely watching your junk👀. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one🍆.
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
1 year ago
108
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚ #freespeech #politics #censorship
1 year ago
191
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
186
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 year ago
104
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
185
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
116
TSA: This is for your freedom. 
Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 year ago
184
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
190
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
188