Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
The government is definitely watching your junk๐Ÿ‘€. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐Ÿ†.
6 months ago
Politicians and free speech: A love-hate relationship ๐Ÿ˜‚ #freespeech #politics #censorship
6 months ago
Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
6 months ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
6 months ago
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
6 months ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿคซ
6 months ago
When the government says it's for your own good ๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚
6 months ago
When natural disasters seem kinder than political ones ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ
7 months ago
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! ๐ŸŽฌ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐Ÿ”ฌ
7 months ago