Me after paying my taxes and waiting for the roads to be fixed 😂
4 hours ago
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: 📉
4 hours ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
21 hours ago
This guy understood the assignment: retire rich or die trying 😂
9 days ago
I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. 😬
9 days ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
9 days ago
Me trying to have a private conversation in the US 🇺🇸🤫
10 days ago
When the government says it's for your own good 😂
12 days ago
When the president's policies are so disastrous, they could be classified as bioterrorism. 💀😂
24 days ago
When natural disasters seem kinder than political ones 😂🌍
27 days ago
When ignoring scientists is a recipe... for a blockbuster! 🎬🧑‍🔬
29 days ago