It's comforting to know our elected officials have their priorities straight... straight to their own bank accounts. 🤑
It's comforting to know our elected officials have their priorities straight... straight to their own bank accounts. ๐Ÿค‘
1 month ago
102
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. 😂🚩
When your date drops the biggest red flag imaginable and you're just trying to be supportive. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฉ
2 months ago
83
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. 👣
My privacy settings are officially set to 'stranded on a deserted island'. No digital footprint here, just footprints in the sand. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ
6 months ago
62
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. 📞🕵️‍♂️
Shoutout to my NSA agent for always being there for me, literally. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
8 months ago
89
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! 🐜😅
When the 'help' you get is more 'tick'-ing than helpful! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿ˜…
8 months ago
93
When mom knows a little too much about the government 🤔🤫
When mom knows a little too much about the government ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
73
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸
Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
81
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 😂
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
77
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. 🤔
Me trying to understand how the government can be $37 trillion in debt after taxing us so much. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
66
🤔 Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac 🍔🍟
๐Ÿค” Governments telling companies to break up monopolies is like a doctor telling a patient to stop eating junk food while munching on a Big Mac ๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
10 months ago
96
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole 😂
When the government denies your horse shelter permit, but you find a loophole ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
89
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes 🤔
Me trying to understand the government's logic behind taxes ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
109
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person 😬
When you realize the fate of the free world rests on the shoulders of one person ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
11 months ago
86
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion 😂
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
82
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" 🤣 Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. 🥵
Government be like: "We're cooking up some solutions!" ๐Ÿคฃ Meanwhile, the people are getting fried. ๐Ÿฅต
11 months ago
79