Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
25 days ago
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
1 month ago
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
1 month ago
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
2 months ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
2 months ago
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
3 months ago
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago