Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. 😒
Someone's about to become a single father before the baby is even born. ๐Ÿ˜’
1 month ago
89
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. 😬
When the doctor has the darkest sense of humor... and the worst possible news. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
6 months ago
76
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. 💀
Day 1 on Earth and they already got you on the rack. ๐Ÿ’€
8 months ago
88
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
Me trying to convince myself that this booster is totally necessary and not just a way to avoid doing laundry.
10 months ago
65
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
Doctors if they were Sysadmins: "Is this life support machine still necessary? No idea. Let's unplug it and see who screams."
10 months ago
77
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
Me, explaining to my wife how she's now an Alexa after surgery: "Honey, they had to amputate everything below the neck."
10 months ago
54
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. 😂
I guess you could say he was horsing around a bit too much. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
75
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day 😂.  It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' 🤢. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!💐
This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
11 months ago
65
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning 😂
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
78
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
11 months ago
75
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra 😂. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 year ago
40
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
40
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature 😂
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
61
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job 😂
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
65
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart 😂
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
70