This is why I eat takeout every Mother's Day ๐Ÿ˜‚. It's better to be safe than sorry, especially when it comes to my husband's 'culinary creations' ๐Ÿคข. Happy Mother's Day to all the moms out there who survived their husband's cooking!๐Ÿ’
27 days ago
When the doctor's 'slightly elevated' takes on a whole new meaning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me when my friend says they are gonna be a transformer and I unplug their life support
1 month ago
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐Ÿ˜‚. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
1 month ago
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This new pacemaker doubles as a phone charger! Talk about a bonus feature ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that my butt lift was supposed to be a boob job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're a heart surgeon and your girl is checking if there are any other girls in his heart ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your ex is a nurse and they get to stitch you up after surgery ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you're a little too excited for nap time ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PapooseProblems
1 month ago
When the doctor says 'push' and you realize your life is about to changeโ€ฆforever! ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize it's not an insulin shot๐Ÿ’‰. Just kidding ๐Ÿ˜‚ Get your vaccines, people! ๐Ÿ’ช
2 months ago
Me trying to explain to the doctor that being positive for everything isnโ€™t a good thing ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago