Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
4 months ago
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? ๐Ÿค”
5 months ago
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
5 months ago
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
5 months ago
Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
5 months ago
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
5 months ago
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. ๐Ÿ˜”
5 months ago
When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies ๐Ÿ˜‚. The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
5 months ago
This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding... mostly. ๐Ÿ˜‰
5 months ago
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago