When autocorrect fails to save you from walking in on your girlfriend... with his girlfriend 😂
6 days ago
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
6 days ago
HR's new diversity training video feels a *little* off... 😬😂
6 days ago
Me trying to decipher IKEA instructions and pretending I totally get them, step by step.
6 days ago
From Smokey the Bear to Pedo Bear, this chart sums up the trustworthiness of bears.🐻😂
6 days ago
Me trying to delete my speeding ticket records from the police database.
6 days ago
Quake taught me two things: 1. All problems can be solved with a rocket launcher. 2. The best way to deal with a Shambler is to run away screaming.
7 days ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: 👀
7 days ago
This map perfectly sums up my San Francisco bubble. Now, where did I put my America's Hat?
7 days ago
Me trying to reach self-actualization: So far so good *Checks next level* SEX?! Welp, off to a good start at least.
8 days ago
🌍 When stereotypes go global 🌎🤔😂
8 days ago
When your kitchen drawer turns into Narnia's armory 👀🔪🛡️
9 days ago
When you're late for the tea party but still looking purr-fectly dapper ☕🧐🎩
10 days ago
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. 🤦‍♀️
10 days ago
Me trying to find love, happiness, and peace in the terminal. At least it knows how to kill things (processes probably 😅).
10 days ago